guys

If you treat him nicely, he said you are in love with him.
If you don't, he says you are proud.

If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him.
If you don't, he says you are from kampung.

If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn.
If you keep quite, he says you have no brains.

If you smarter than him, he will lose face.
If he's smarter than you, he is great.

If you don't love him, he tries to posses you.
If you love him, he will try to leave you.

If you don't make love with him, he says you don't love him.
If you do, he says you are cheap.

If you tell him your problem, he says you are troublesome.
If you don't he says you don't trust him.

If you scold him, you are like nanny to him.
If he scold you, it is because he cares for you.

If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted.
If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.

If you smokes, you are bad girl.
If he smokes, he is a gentlemen.

If you does well in your exams, he says it is luck.
If he does well, it is a brain.

If you hurt him, you are cruel.
If he hurts you, you are too sensitive and so hard to please.

*errr is it true?